Uniform of the Suavant Garde™

This spring’s Paris Fashion Week original, designed by the House of Ochre and created with recycled cotton and polyester. You’ll be the unconsolably envied hit of the party when you model the chemise that celebrates North Texas’ all original, progressive, musical alt-theater that frequently includes puppets. Worn as a talisman by the Maori tribes of New Zealand to ward off pedestrian works of tired, over-performed theater.